Out To Lunch

Yesterday, I was down in the basement switching the laundry when I overheard two cowboys tramping down the hall.

Cowboy Eli motions to the open basement door with his gun, "There's a woomin down thar."

Cowboy Jake drawls, "She's the cook."

Cowboy Eli pokes his head in the doorway, "Wellll, she's not cookin'."

Brief pause.

Cowboy Jake's voice drifts down the steps, "Yeah, well, really, she's just the housekeeper."

Really, it's time for me to go out to lunch!!